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Dear McDonalds - why aren’t there sound absorbing acoustical panels in the Playplace?!

Hi, McDonalds! Mother of 4 kids aged 4-10 here. Big fan of your southwest salad. And iced coffees. And 20 piece nuggets. Also cheap drive thru cones!

We recently took a weekend road trip & we visited two different McDonalds Playplaces. They were a huge hit with the kids, eager to play and full of  excess energy from hours in the car.

So... I’m sure you’re not aware, but the sound reverberates hellishly in your children’s Playplace. This is partly because children are loud, but largely because the room is a glass and metal amplifier.

I’m going to assume that you don’t intend to torture parents who have just purchased 4 happy meals and want to sip their caramel macchiato in relative peace while their offspring race for the top of the slide.

I’m going to assume that your architect somehow dropped the ball and failed to adequately explain to you the value of good acoustic tiles, and how, unlike METAL CEILINGS, they do not bounce sound back at people like a deranged game of auditory ping pong.

Please, for the love of sanity, for the love of preventing hearing loss, for the love of parents everywhere - install some freaking sound absorbing acoustic tiles on the ceiling and walls of your Playplaces. Or add ParentMeals to the menu, complete with noise cancelling headphones and mini bottles of wine.

If you need an acoustic tile consultant, my husband is available & will accept half of your generous consulting fee in McDonalds gift cards.

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